It's Brittney...Bitch

Brittney's my name and sometimes my joke are super lame.....ya c! I love Ellen, Pretty Little Liars, Teen Wolf and Glee. I'm 19 lesbian and proud!! I love basketball and sweet lady kisses. I am also huge fans of Naya Rivera, Fifth Harmony, Dianna Agron, Kristen Stewart, Heather Morris, and Lea Michele.

fifthharmony: Hey @1027kiisfm- we’re challenging you to some sumo wrestling… In heels. 💃💃 Are you ready? @jojowright @chueymartinez @jessielozano @wildbeata #kiisvsfifthharmonyFollowing

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San Antonio M&G - 7/25

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ussawesome:

when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man

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meatbicyclevevo:

thetowndrugdealer:

precumming:

I JUST PUT MY SHIRT ON AND THERE WAS A SPIDER IN IT!!!!!!!!

or did you just put a shirt on that a spider was already wearing?

thats so rude

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Reblog if you don’t have a Tumblr.

beaniebaneenie:

fakegalleryprincess:

I don’t even have a computer.

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Okay, we got 3,943,048 little sarcastic assholes on here

THE NOTES.

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wertheyouth:

VICTORY: the Fourth Circuit Court of Appeals has just struck down Viriginia’s ban on marriage for same-sex couples. The decision marks the second time since SCOTUS struck down the federal Defense of Marriage Act last year that a federal appeals court has declared that state laws denying same-sex couples the freedom to marry or refuse to recognize the out-of-state marriages of same-sex couples are unconstitutional.
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wertheyouth:

VICTORY: the Fourth Circuit Court of Appeals has just struck down Viriginia’s ban on marriage for same-sex couples. The decision marks the second time since SCOTUS struck down the federal Defense of Marriage Act last year that a federal appeals court has declared that state laws denying same-sex couples the freedom to marry or refuse to recognize the out-of-state marriages of same-sex couples are unconstitutional.

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zuzuzuko:

resetty:

what if websites had closing hours

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mydisneyadventures:

seiphirai:

A Surprise Pride and Prejudice Engagement

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CATHY, PRISCILLA! SOMEONE ELSE FREAK OUT WITH ME! 

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goobsohard:

The sexual tension between two people when one of them says “make me”

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  • me about girls: wow!! wow

lameborghini:

life hack: be nice to people with a pool at their house

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veganfuckstolemyshoes:

shut—up—harry:

hannah-sollux:

darning-socks:

"you’ll get ink poisoning"

haha funny thing is, its actually impossible to get ink poisoning this way. the only way to get sick with ink is to eat around 16 pens full of ink to even be slighty harmful

when I was a kid, I actually ate the ink of a pen or two. Worried, my parents called animal control. Turns out that pens are soy based, so you really can’t get sick from eating them. That doesn’t mean you should try though.

Wait, why did your parents call animal control?

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