It's Brittney...Bitch

Brittney's my name and sometimes my joke are super lame.....ya c! I love , Pretty Little Liars and Teen Wolf. I'm 19 lesbian and proud!! I also love basketball and sweet lady kisses. I am also huge fans of Naya Rivera, Fifth Harmony, Dianna Agron,and Kristen Stewart.

  • person: OMG YOU DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE TEST???!?!?!
  • me: nope
  • person: BUT HOW ARE YOU GONNA PASS???
  • me: i'm not
  • On the internet: Ugh I hate people so much
  • Applying for a job: I love working with people and I'm very sociable

croutoncat:

people who randomly decide to compliment you are so important

(via soylaguarradealcala)

drvwhiskerstein:

the correct names for the buttons on a playstation controller
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drvwhiskerstein:

the correct names for the buttons on a playstation controller

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punkasslouis:

do you ever see an opinion that’s so terrible that you actually feel bad for that person’s brain

(Source: harrywantsababy, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

"Lauren’s so intimidating omg" (pt 2)

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naotakunn:

i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i got mixed up texting two people at once and literally sent a picture of a chocolate chip cookie captioned “ooh she thique” to the fifty year old suburban mother of two of whom i have nothing but a strictly professional relationship with. after knowing me for almost a year and a half as a hard working and respectable employee this is the last thing i will ever say to her i can never go back to that shop again all because of this god damn cookie blunder What have i Done
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naotakunn:

i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i got mixed up texting two people at once and literally sent a picture of a chocolate chip cookie captioned “ooh she thique” to the fifty year old suburban mother of two of whom i have nothing but a strictly professional relationship with. after knowing me for almost a year and a half as a hard working and respectable employee this is the last thing i will ever say to her i can never go back to that shop again all because of this god damn cookie blunder What have i Done

(via bisexualtalldanny)